Alright, you're gonna love this post. I just know it.

You may notice that I have been using Dr. Scholl's Gel Insert references to tag some of my posts. Do you like those commercials? Cause if you do, you are also the same kind of person who thought green ketchup was a GOOD idea. What is the deal with these commercials? How about the one where everyone is gellin' but the one guy at the end who is simply 'gelling'. They all look at him and talk about him like he's got leprosy! Is this guy subhuman simply because he isn't wearing shoe inserts like yours! Does the fact that he uses proper English and add the g to the end a word make him some kind of a fool? Then, there is the commercial where the dudes have a car accident and neither is phased because they are gellin'. One looks at the other and says, "You must be gellin'" and he answers "like a felon". Then they look like they may just tongue kiss right there on the spot! Am I the only one who sees this as ridiculous? If they were real men they'd say "I'm gellin' and now I'm gonna bust you in the melon! You best be thinkin' about bailin'."

Anyway, I did buy some of these and unfortunately they are pretty great.

Bustin' melons....