OK, the battle of the bands will be a three way dance. Ernie, Steve and I will hold this battle of the bands and at the end, there will be only one. This one will be the greatest ever because the likes of Ernie, Steve and myself picked them. They will be the chosen one. The one of whom you must have every album made. The one who will go down in the history of music a legend among legends. There will be much rejoicing when their music... Ok, let me shut up. I'm being ridiculous. Anyway, it's gonna be cool.

My FF team did not lose! I start off 1-1! I guess the greatest mind in fantasy sports today just looked at that planets lining up and said, "get thee hence, for thou shalt not line up against me and my team". Then I smote the planets and destroyed our solar system. Ok, not really, but wasn't that funny? How clever am I?

By the way, I'm gellin' like a felon.