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Strange Human Customs Part I

Have you ever really thought about how weird it is going to a restaurant and eating? Here you are, out with your family or whoever and you are eating around a bunch of total stranger. Some of these strange folk are like 2 feet away from you. Is this not a little bit strange to say the least? Then add to it the conversations you can overhear, You'd think these people were in the privacy of there own home. Like the fact that food is present somehow insulates them from the rest of the room. That or they simply don't care what people hear. The next time you are out to eat, look around, listen and think about it. You'll see what I am talking about.

Ok, so Al is getting married this weekend, sweet. I have a very important job at this wedding. I get to be a candle lighter! Why, I haven't been an acolyte since I was a young boy in the Methodist church. I think Rob is going to be an acolyte too. Can you not see some sort of hilarity coming out of this? Maybe I should trip Rob, or he me, on the way down the aisle. Or maybe we get down there and just as we are about to light the candles, we put them out, just to see Alan squirm. Of course Kim would kill us. I know! We could have a big sword fight with the metal candle lighting thingies! We could reenact the whole Darth Vader/Obi Wan duel right there!