Actually, I'm not trying to pick a fight at all Ernie. I just think it's fun calling people metrosexuals. And from your reaction, I think the rest of the world is wondering if it it's really the truth. Come on man, stand up! Be proud of your Metro Man standing! Out yourself dude, it's ok. David Beckham got Posh Spice by being a metro man and posing in gay mags. I'm still your friend, just like I am Steve's. I'll support you guys no matter what. Nuttin' but love, good ole Viking love even!

In other news, it is now being reported that those who 'just want the cheese' may have been abused with long ropes of string cheese as children. So, some metrosexuality can be blamed on string cheese beaters. I would get into some other causes, but some folks I know may get made if I mention parents who swing from things at church.