Good afternoon all you fans of the Ernie and Rich web show! Have you guys noticed something about my posts compared to his? Well, other than they are both very very good and very entertaining. Ernie takes up a whole lot space getting his 'funny' out while I use very little. This has me perplexed. What does it mean? Do I have a short attention span? Is Ernie just a wordy son of gun(can guns have kids?)? Am I succint while Ernie just wastes space getting to his points? Are my post skinny while Ernie's are husky? Are my posts like my hair? Short and neat. And Ernies's are like his hair, big and messy? Tastes great? Less Filling? Casey Clausen? Carlisle Holliday? Orange? Green? Ah-nold? Gray? Frrt? Trrf? Joe Mamma? Angie Daddy? 90210? Playmakers? Ric Flair? Hulk Hogan? Nickelback? PJ? SPS? Charter? Poop? Pee?

Sorry, I lost it there a second...