I'm starving! I'm gonna go to Subway and eat fresh cause they're good so I don't always have to be. What a stupid commercial concept. So, if I eat a veggie sub for lunch I can go home and have a 16 oz sirloin with a loaded baker, some rolls, a sweet tea, and a big 'ole piece of chocolate pie and all is fine? Not! Even Jared is on the commercials eating some food that could send him back Half Tunner Ville. So I guess the Subway diet campaign hasn't worked out so well? Did John Henry, John Henry the fireman grow back the gut? I eat Subway cause the sandwiches taste good and so does most everyone else. Why don't they just concentrate on that? Diet schmiet. Good/Bad who cares? I don't wanna see some 40 year old bald nerdy guy in a cheerleader outfit washing a car! Just tell me it tastes really good.

But alas, I am going to eat there today, because I know it tastes good.