What's the deal with Watermelon flavored candy? It tastes absolutely nothing like watermelon. Yet, when I smell it, I immediately picture a watermelon. Weird huh? And while on the subject of candy, why in the stink did they add an apple flavor to a roll of Sweetarts? They are awful and you end up shorted about 5 pieces if you don't like them. But the worst flavor of candy is anything banana. I have as much use for banana flavored candy as a vampire has for Keith Richards.

It's sad to hear about Alonzo Mourning and his kidney ailment. But what is even more sad are the people who are stepping to offer him a kidney when they never thought to offer one to someone who isn't a star. I'm sorry, that's just messed up. And don't get me wrong, that's not Zo's fault.

You'll notice I have not said a thing about MJ yet. I'm waiting. It seems like that deal changes everyday.