Valentine's Day. What a crock of horse hockey. This is the most idiotic holiday I know of. Some people say, 'it's about letting the ones you love know it.' Bull. I show that most everyday. I'll tell you what's it's about. $$$$$$ That's right. Of all the holidays that could not stand alone, away from commercialism, this is the one. It's also the one set aside to torment men. We are expected to get some special I love you gift. Isn't going to a place I'd rather not be 40 hours a week so we have somewhere to live, food to eat, clothes to wear, vehicles to drive, etc. ENOUGH? Now we have to buy cards and candy and jewelry and what not? Oh, and how about that diamond commercial where the dude yells in public, "I LOVE THIS WOMAN" and she makes him be quiet. Then he gives her a diamond band and she grabs him and says over and over, "I love this man". Why does a stupid diamond make her love him so much? Why wasn't his public display of his love as great as that darn ring? Men, we have been reduced to gift bearers by our society! We have been lowered to peasants giving all we have to the Queen! We should stand up and be counted as a group of guys who won't take it anymore! No more Valentines Candy! No flowers! No Jewelry! No valentines dinners! WE AREN'T GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON TO, EEEE-IIIIIIIIII!!!!!!

Anyway, I hope Evette likes what I'm getting her...