A couple of you, prepare to be suh-lain...

Ern! Ern! Ern! Ern! Ern! Ern! Ern! Ern! Ern! Ernnnnn...

Ern's the man, puttin' for par
Got his discs, got ambition
Beatin' Richie is right in his grasp
It's a dream he will never let die

Ern's the, man who loves disc golf
He's the king of the course
All the WDSR's* have met their rival
With his, bag of tricks Ern's on his way to the top
He knows one day he just might bust out!!!! A 14 under...

Clint! Clint! Clint! Clint! ...

* - Wing Deer Stamp Rednecks